Videos
June 2018
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Resident Evil 7: You don't have enough space - EPISODE 8
Our final episode, in which John gets a shotgun and Ben disagrees with the plot of The World Is Not Enough.
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Resident Evil 7: Groot Monsters - EPISODE 7
In which John actually kills something and Ben reminisces about door loading sequences.
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The Flame in the Flood: The John Who Cried Wolf - EPISODE 10
Our final episode of this series in which John uses a special jar of stuff and Ben gets annoyed by a school bus model.
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The Flame in the Flood: One more episode of inventory management - EPISODE 9
In which John wants some Sumac Tea and Ben maintains everything sounds good with the right accent.
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Surviving Mars: Look at all the money - EPISODE 4
In which John explores the new UI and Ben talks about his first mod.
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Resident Evil 7: Nice Meat Loaf Restaurant - EPISODE 6
In which John forgot to save last time and Ben tries really hard not to look.
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Resident Evil 7: And the quarterback is dead - EPISODE 5
In which John deals out a lot of damage and Ben worries about the Scorpion door.
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The Flame in the Flood: You can stay in that box - EPISODE 8
In which John passes some parasites and Ben enjoys some chord sequences.
May 2018
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The Flame in the Flood: Ooo it's a snake - EPISODE 7
In which John claims the raft handles like a dream and Ben goes all Yorkshire.
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Surviving Mars: Don't worry, they'll tell you - EPISODE 3
In which John chooses his colonists and Ben wants to build a Victorian workhouse.
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Resident Evil 7: Use Driving License with Door - EPISODE 4
In which John wants to finish off an old woman and Ben sings about a telephone line.
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Resident Evil 7: Mostly 'armless - EPISODE 3
In which John gets introduced to the family and Ben helps solve a puzzle with a healthy dose of wine.
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The Flame in the Flood: A little bit clawed up - EPISODE 6
In which John fights a wolf and Ben thinks he is going to win a pound.
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The Flame in the Flood: There's no rudder choice - EPISODE 5
In which John wonders how he'd kill a boar and Ben is excited to see some raft upgrades.
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Surviving Mars: Wildest Ride in the Wilderness - EPISODE 2
In which John doesn't use a handle and Ben has an idea for a mod that already exists.
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Resident Evil 7: Banging on the bathroom floor - EPISODE 2
In which John engages in an axe fight and Ben questions why you'd go into the basement.
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Resident Evil 7: Death has come for us - EPISODE 1
In which John tries to determine a chronology and Ben rolls away from his monitor.
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The Flame in the Flood: Far from the evils of Don't Starve - EPISODE 4
In which John talks auto-saving and Ben starts with a questionable joke.
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The Flame in the Flood: Raw meat with parasites - EPISODE 3
In which John has a wet dream and Ben really enjoys inventory management.
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Surviving Mars: Don't panic! - EPISODE 1
In which John starts a concrete empire and Ben wants a Moxie.
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Far Cry 5: Nick Rye the Fly Guy - EPISODE 8
Our final episode in this series in which John performs a genuinely good shot and Ben points out the aerial ammo cost.
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Far Cry 5: That waterfall could be anyone's sister - EPISODE 7
In which John suggests boiling urine and Ben remembers a 'Down With Capitalism' jacket.
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The Flame in the Flood: What a boaring night - EPISODE 2
In which John takes God's side and Ben thinks insulated pants might be a good idea.
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The Flame in the Flood: Off to a glowing start - EPISODE 1
In which John picks the wrong dog and Ben gets confused about Fintech.
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A Way Out: Do the twist - EPISODE 12
Our final episode, in which John regrets choosing a controller and Ben exacts some revenge.
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Far Cry 5: Shave your companion - EPISODE 6
In which John goes through a dream sequence and Ben wants a bear saddle.
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Far Cry 5: Two peas in a goddamn pod - EPISODE 5
In which John talks about bear burgers and Ben sings stand by me.
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A Way Out: Somewhere in Mexico - EPISODE 11
In which John talks parachute murder and Ben wants destructible meshes.
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Half-Life 2: I'm just gonna go to bed - EPISODE 1
A special Throwback Thursday episode in which Ben finally gets to see John play Half-Life 2 after nearly 13 years of trying!
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Far Cry 5: He got the diabetes - EPISODE 4
In which John finds it hard to enjoy the fishing and Ben talks about Lynn Rogers.
April 2018
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Far Cry 5: Pat him on the back and he's fine - EPISODE 3
In which John has a premature explosion and Ben enjoys some Ace of Bass.
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A Way Out: We'll pay you double - EPISODE 10
In which John gets distracted by Skype and Ben gets distracted by newborn babies.
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Forced Showdown: Slippery cards - EPISODE 5
Our final episode of this series, in which John covets Super Mario Galaxy and Ben discusses nostalgia goggles.
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Far Cry 5: Now I have a machine-gun, ho-ho-ho - EPISODE 2
In which John climbs a tower and Ben wonders how much GPU the map needs.
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A Way Out: Big Johnson - EPISODE 9
In which John bears his teeth and Ben doesn't get to drive a car.
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Forced Showdown: Magnificence - EPISODE 4
In which John has half health and Ben gets upset about tutorial-less games.
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Far Cry 5: Punch him, shoot him, do something! - EPISODE 1
In which John is already intrigued by the DLC and Ben has a cold.
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A Way Out: Arm wrestling - EPISODE 8
In which John shows off his finger vibration and Ben accurately predicts torture.
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Forced Showdown: In the Garden of Eden - EPISODE 3
In which John goes for the Fairy Bottle and Ben enjoys the narration of Darkest Dungeon.
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Into The Breach: Power grid failing - PART 7
Our final episode of this series, in which John makes a final stand and Ben provides no help whatsoever.
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A Way Out: Come for the diamonds, stay for the sideburns - PART 7
In which John keeps seeing ray guns and Ben remembers the joy of Hammerman.
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Forced Showdown: Meat bots - EPISODE 2
In which John gets a little mean and Ben talks wistfully about his own poor team skills.
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Into The Breach: Acid tipped - PART 6
In which John fights a large goo and Ben mixes up his 1930s voice with that of a Canadian.
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A Way Out: Four wheels is all we need... - PART 6
In which John does the washing up and Ben tries to eat a plant.
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Forced Showdown: A new presence from the arena - EPISODE 1
In which John criticises the voice acting and Ben goes all Adam Ant.
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Into The Breach: Everything I said earlier was wrong - PART 5
In which John hopes they're attacking the train rather than him and Ben holds the line.
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A Way Out: Bullets of sarcasm - PART 5
In which John tells his imprisonment story and Ben demonstrates precision driving.
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Synthetik: Gone in 120 seconds - PART 5
The final episode in this series, in which John raises the alert level and Ben talks about Japanese vs English voice acting.
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Into The Breach: Terror-form - PART 4
In which John destroys some grassland and Ben suggests vibrating people in elevators.
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A Way Out: Aerial takedown - PART 4
In which John fails at coat hanger ziplining and Ben gets super sneaky.
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Synthetik: Going Commando - PART 4
In which John bares all and Ben talks about Mince Pie eve.
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Into The Breach: Dinosaur impressions - PART 3
In which John forgets something very important and Ben thinks it might all be over.
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A Way Out: Sheet me right up - PART 3
In which John enjoys hiding under laundry and Ben can't compensate for audio lag.
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Synthetik: Specialist - PART 3
In which John realises he ain't a specialist and Ben recalls GTA's rampage modes.
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Into The Breach: You are now flammable - PART 2
In which John thinks trees are cover and Ben corrects him.
March 2018
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A Way Out: Go to sleep! - PART 2
In which John retrieves a tool and Ben fails as a lookout.
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Synthetik: Scout - PART 2
In which John gets a sour sniper rifle and Ben wonders why there is a constant chatroom within the game.
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Into The Breach: Ralph Calrissi - PART 1
In which John has to rename everything and Ben enters tutorial mode.
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A Way Out: Don't turn around - PART 1
In which John gets hosed down and Ben does some creeping (in both senses of the word).
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Synthetik: Guardian - PART 1
In which John goes barebone and Ben argues about how guns jam.
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Brothers: He ain't heavy, he's my brother - PART 8
The final episode in this series in which John feels no emotion and Ben sings the theme to Skyrim.
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Brothers: The walls are lined with something - PART 7
In which John does the worst hiding and Ben tries to pretend he hasn't played this game before.
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Pinstripe: I'm gonna go to bed - PART 7
The final episode in this series in which John fights Mr Pinstripe and Ben brings up the story of the Half-Life 2 installation.
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Pinstripe: Sack juice - PART 6
In which John calls in at the Pinstripe Pub and Ben is impressed by some shooting skills.
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Hello Neighbor: Jumping the shark - PART 7
The final episode in this series in which John tries to kill a shark (again) and Ben is told he'll be watching Resident Evil 7 soon.
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Hello Neighbor: Do the creep - PART 6
In which John does some frustrating sneaking and Ben fails at Spanish.
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Brothers: Two Brothers, One Hippogriff - PART 6
In which John defiles some giant bodies and Ben plans his escape to Sweden in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
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Pinstripe: Optimistic sight advice - PART 5
In which John can't see an obvious flower and Ben can't either.
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Hello Neighbor: Drain the water and it'll flop around - PART 5
In which John enjoys some dynamic range and Ben questions the respawning mechanic.
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Brothers: Ram-raiding - PART 5
In which John rides a hippogriff and Ben predicts some environmental destruction.
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Pinstripe: Balloon conductor - PART 4
In which John discovers gravity and Ben helps with a spot the difference puzzle.
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Hello Neighbor: Bricking it - PART 4
In which John fails at running and Ben gets upset by a mannequin.
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Brothers: Slow-dancing with wolves - PART 4
In which John attempts a windmill jump and Ben tries to hide from some trees.
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Pinstripe: Souls-y combat - PART 3
In which John enters the sack chute and Ben maybe makes something up about the paintings.
February 2018
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Hello Neighbor: Putting a spanner in his works - PART 3
In which John investigates the basement and Ben decides to throw milk at the neighbour kids.
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Brothers: WHOA NELLY! - PART 3
In which John dies a few times and Ben plays Andy Asteroids.
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Pinstripe: She really was a sweet old lady - PART 2
In which John shoots a lady in a cage and Ben wishes he was Jareth.
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Pinstripe: Best princess with a stain - PART 1
In which John discovers he may need a doctor and Ben channels his inner Henry Higgins.
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Hello Neighbor: Darn kids stealing agricultural wares - PART 2
In which John fails at bucket throwing and Ben suggests an external automobile inventory.
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Hello Neighbor: He's gaining on you! - PART 1
In which John peeps at a neighbor and Ben regrets having surround sound headphones.
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Brothers: Shane the Giant - PART 2
In which John tries to weigh a bridge down with sheep and Ben can't remember which game Ness is from.
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Brothers: If only there were a scroll... - PART 1
In which John has too much fun slapping buttocks and Ben invokes The Count.
